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It is pretty simple to figure me out: I like treating everyone the same way I want everyone to treat me.

I don't really care if you're asian, white, hispano, crippled, not crippled, homothexual, asexual, semi-retarded, missing your sixth toe, an endangered species, stereotypical, atypical, gender confused, three feet tall, bald, lazy-eyed, or whatever.

If you need me to put on my kid gloves when I hang out with you then you're gonna have a bad time. If you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.

I think it is for these reasons that people like and want to associate themselves with me.

Also because I can be crass and like to say things that you won't.